Sunday, December 11, 2011

496

This is getting out of control. All I ever think about are cats. All I ever do on pinterest is pin cats. I want a Kitten. There are 496 Christmas Kittens on ksl just waiting for me to cuddle them. I want a new dark kitten, male.

oh. like this one.
and he will love me forever.

Monday, November 7, 2011

best rescue of the year award.

If you call me to come pick you up from the ER, just know I am prone to fainting once I get there. There doesn't even need to be any needles, blood, dead things, or oozing. I will most likely faint... twice. If you call me for rescue, also call for a back up rescue. It will make a great story though. So if your ER visit isn't as entertaining as you expected it to be, just give me a call, I'll do some fainting and stuff, and everyone will have a great story to tell later on.
The two things I thought about most while I was laying on the bed in the ER was the tv show Scrubs, and the Zombie apocalypse. 



This is called a Fainting Goat.
Click here to watch a quick documentary
about Fainting Goats. 









I'm dating Employee of the Month
I ripped my favorite pants.
I'm going back to school next semester. 
I have pretty great curtains. 
I'm so excited for Christmas time. 
^but first, Turkey. 
Dreams about teeth are the worst kind. 


I have a headache, and a conspiracy blog to write. 

liza out. 


Tuesday, October 11, 2011

hexcharm44



YEW WITH PHOENIX FEATHER CORE, TEN AND THREE QUARTER INCHES, SLIGHTLY SPRINGY. 
Thats my wizzarding wand. 

Tracy made the greatest butterbeer on sunday. I really really can't wait for our halloween party. Halloween is the best holiday of the year.

I have a camera, a battery charger for my camera, and my camera case...... I just have no battery. Don't ask me where it went. But once I get a new one, I will take pictures of my apartment and show it off. I have never been happier with my decorating skills.


ALSO!
I recently bought a new pet. 

I also recently returned my new pet. 

Then I bought another one. My new-new pet.

I bought a Hermit Crab. Then I almost killed it... So I went with a fish. Fish are safe. Also more fun to name.

I gave a kick ass speech in my communications class last week. If you want to hear it, I'll gladly give it again for you. That goes on the "SOME OF THE PROUDEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE. SO FAR." list.

ps. I'm an awesome hug giver. If you need a hug, give me a call.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Its All In My Head.


Is this soothing to you? Does this make you feel better about being at the Doctors? Hm. Nice try.

On the plus side, I got 90% on my math test!!!!!! I'm ass kicking this class to china.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

rawr like one.










GUYS, THERE ARE DINOSAURS AT THE ZOO!! BEST. DAY. EVER. IHAPPYthere :)
i also got a whole week at bear lake. the happiest lake on earth. it was a much needed break of life, with my most favorite people everr.

jurassic park = my new favorite book and movie series.

maybehopefully singing for my apartment today, thats cool.

also, trevor is gone. my best friend is gone. for two years. i've been acting pretty bitchy lately, and i'm blaming trevor. i'm not quite sure what to do. on the bright side, he is going to be a fabulous missionary, i  just know it.


this one was my favorite. it spits.




















how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? well, first the lightbulb has to want to change. HA.
my room is a disaster. something needs to be done.
roger that.
-e

Monday, July 18, 2011

bean blankies.

Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Gummy bars, are chewy cubs. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks...food rakes.


http://tomhaverfoods.com/


have you seen parks and recreation? it is so freaking funny. its like, an 11 on the scale. right up there with modern family. those two shows are the very best ones i have ever seen. and that 70 show, but that one is obvious.  




oh and yeah, HARRY POTTER WAS AMAZING. BEST. NIGHT. EVER. costumes=fabulous, friends=awesome, 6hourlinethatweweretheintheveryfrontof=FREAKING GREAT, movie it's self? SO good. HYEAH.


Ron- i'm in love with you. just at 19 years later  it will be a little bit harder to accept. maybe i'll just go for the twins. mmmm twins.....




pear lemonade, my new new favorite drink. happy birthday johnny two days ago. the package probably wasn't on time. cause its sitting on my bed................. 


life=changed.

 this little guy ^ is my favorite in the world. i may have cried a little. don't worry, i'll visit. 

Thursday, July 7, 2011

7 days till 7.2

131 ways to tick off someone who doesn't enjoy harry potter
1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.
2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.
3. Quote Dobby.
4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.
5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.
6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.
7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.
8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.
9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.
10. Make them play Quidditch with you.
11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.
13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.
14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.
15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.
16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.
17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.
18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.
19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.
20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.
21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.
22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.
23. Pretend you can do magic.
24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.
25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.
26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.
30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"
31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.
32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.
33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.
34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.
35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.
36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.
37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.
38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.
39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.
40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.
41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.
42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"
43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.
44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.
45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.
46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)
47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.
48. ...every five minutes.
49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.
50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.
51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.
52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.
53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.
54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
55. Refuse to be comforted.
56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.
57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.
58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.
59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.
60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."
62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society (Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).
63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.
64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.
65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.
68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.
69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.
70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.
71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.
72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.
73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.
74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.
75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.
76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.
77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.
78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
79. Talk like Hagrid.
80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.
81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.
82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.
83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.
84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.
85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.
86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.
87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."
88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.
89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.
90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.
92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.
93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?
94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.
95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.
96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.
97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.
98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"
99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.
100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.
101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.
102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.
103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.
104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?
105.At random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.
106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.
108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.
109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.
110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.
111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.
112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.
113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.
114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.
115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.
116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.
117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.
118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.
119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.
121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.
122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.
123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.
124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.
125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.
126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.
127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.
128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.
129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.
130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.
131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

Friday, July 1, 2011

so.....

    i got this new bike.............. AND ITS SO FREAKING AMAZING. 
i have the best dad in the whole world. he is so freaking great at finding awesome things like this. 



I mean, just look at it. so pretty, yeah? but do you know what sucks? i effed up my ankle last night, which means i can't even ride it today. ay. i went repelling last night........... everything was totally fine until about four hours later when i tripped down some stairs. but the bike! pretty great right? 

Thursday, June 30, 2011

15 days and counting.

you know its a good day when you find not one, not two, but four shirts and a pair of shoes that you still currently own at the DI.

so i've started to hang out with this group of boys i live by. most of the time its me and like at least five guys. thats fine with me. the best part though, is that they keep inviting me over! its been over two weeks now! i think its safe to say we are friends. so here are some things i've learned with my new friends.

uno- volleyball isn't as bad as i thought. there is always someone who is just as bad as you. plus girls get two tries if you want it.
dos- boating is really fun. guess who got up on the wakeboard the first time? this girl! guess who got up four more times after that? this girl again!! (the people watching may or may not agree, but give me a little slack. i did great.)
tres- scary movies are not even that bad. not saying that i don't get scared, cause i totally do. but its kinda fun. and zombies are way cool.
four- spanish is confusing, trying to teach me any spanish is a lost cause. i just act like i know what you are saying when really i just have no idea at all.
cinco- electric guitars + amp = pretty great fun.
seis- rubics cubes are hard.
siete- south park is funny. crude, but funny.

good thing we talked to that homeless guy today, or i wouldn't have figured out my mom's birthday is tomorrow.

now i get to go repelling!!!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011




I JUST RECEIVED THE BEST NEWS EVER. 

HARRY POTTER, JULY 15TH TICKETS PURCHASED.  CHARACTERS PICKED. COSTUMES STARTED. 

BEST. DAY. EVER.

this week is dedicated to getting brad caught up on his harry potter  movies.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

pumpkin juice.

sorry for those of you (just people in general...) that i have been ignoring for the past week.

pms?  who knows. 


pirates of the caribbean? MMM SO GOOD. i loved it. no matter what anyone says.

things i've learned this week:
one: i'm really not that bad at card games. its mostly just luck i'd say.
two: i'm bad at keeping gardens as a pet.
three: i can't remember what else i learned.

breakups suck. but whats even worse, is a break up when your not even going out. thats like, a slap in the face while saying, sorry but i'm not calling you friend anymore. even worse than that is a slap in the face from two states away. the vulnerable mileage between you two isn't enough to keep you safe. not even when its just starting to get better. and even worse? ending with a text. not even worth a phone call. ever.

i'll sing this song for you now more than ever: bluebird by christina perri.



i blew up down east. shit.

e

Monday, May 16, 2011

harry potter four for phor 4!!!!!!

so here is a blog. and this is my harry potter summer. i read the books, watch the movies, play this freaking great hp game, and think about it constantly. happy potter.

my sister has this.... uh. friend-boy that she gets to text and talk about and hold hands with. LKZFVONVdnvoe alndvoel l l l d asdlfas; dkldsaf ;fgnkrgfdgdfgldgffiooearihy b903awelif nefw call me.

don't talk black to me. 

Pirates of the Caribbean is coming out on MIDNIGHT OF THE 20TH THIS MONTH. we we we so excited. we so excited.

sometimes i wish i could be a boy. cause boys get to go camping. and boys are fun to camp with. girls don't camp very much. or aren't allowed to or something. but i want to go to moab, WHO'S IN BOYS?! i have like, three days off in a row next week. perfect time for some fabulous adventuring.

 so i went to singles ward da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh. and while i was there, for every young single i ran into i quickly made up a patronus for them. i got pretty good. and i think i got most of the ward. maybe. also, they fed me bread. buuuut i still don't think i'll go back. i have a really great calling going on in my parents ward. plus, driving to provo is silly. you pass like, three breakfast places on the way. and the mall.

i own a garden! my very own garden! i bought flowers and planted them. and i water them everyday. i am really proud of it. if you want to see it, just call.

and also, Natalie is baack in the united states! we are totally going to party it uppp this weekend! we so excited about that one too.


he is in albania. training dragons or something.











high five for kisses. yeah!


over and out.





Sunday, May 8, 2011

RIDDIKULUS.

2 books. 4 days. harry potter IS SO FREAKING GREAT.

-sleep
-work
-ride bikes
-read

thats all i do. plant flowers is next on my list. i'm learning how to ride a bike.

trevor is back for the summer! at least half of it.
art ball is on the 14th. i just want to dance that night away. so bad.
disappointment sucks damn it.
happy mothers day mum. i love you.

its adventure time. see ya.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

cup.board. ?

thats how you really spell cupboard.

so the rumors are true, I'M PREGNANT.

wait.

hold on, wrong rumor   scratch that. [i'm pregnant] .... but the other one is that i moved back to mapleton, and that one is for sure true. don't ask about that first one..........................


so yeah, i moved myself out, moved myself in. done and done. i guess. i live in mapleton and stuff. i'm happy?
sure.

monday though, was great. i got up, did my sisters hair, and laid in bed for a while longer. then i cleaned and moved in all the way. its cute and stuff. then i went on a nice long fabulous bike ride! CAUSE THE WEATHER WAS JUST SO FREAKING NICE! it makes me so happy. it was for sure was picnic weather. it would have been a perfect picnic. so, after my imaginary picnic, i took a nap, read my book -harry potter. then mowed the lawn with max, annnnnnd [drum roll!!!!!!] i bought EIGHT books for SEVEN dollars! TADA! high-light of my day. i have 4 out of the 7 harry potter books, hard cover, and i only need 3 more to complete the set. exciting, no?
so in all, it was a very successful day.

day one? check.


Thursday, April 21, 2011

if you love me baby, smile.

nerdnerdnerdnerdnerdnerd..... ready for this? starting april 28th i'm going to re-read all the harry potter books (cause april 28th is when my summer begins, suckers! unless you have an early summer too.. then you aren't a sucker.) annnnyways. i will finish by the end of the summer, with time to spare. i still count guys in glasses when i pass them at school. today the count was 17. but i still have about 2 more hours... so.... k. today i fell walking up the stairs. like, it wasn't just a trip. it was a fall. (probably more of a trip, but i like to exaggerate.) so, i fell.

by the way, ONE final down. ONE more at six tonight. THEN ONLY TWO MORE. then i'm all done. ALL DONE PEOPLE. i just can't wait. also, when i grow up i was going to be a teacher. buuut. i hate school. so why did i think i could go back and actually teach it? that usually means and hour earlier AND a hour later than everyone else! i don't think i will do that. so instead i am getting a bachelors in communications, emphasis in speech communication. i feel a lot better about that than teaching. so i start that great adventure in the fall.

i'm moving home in 6 FREAKING DAYS. i don't know how to feel about that. the guy sitting across from me in the library keeps laughing and talking to himself. i'm pretty sure he is casting spells. they are probably really funny ones too. you know whats funny? pressing the "spell check" button and seeing all my wrongly spelled words light up in yellow. DING. (it doesn't like it when i use ALL CAPS EITHER.) i really want to go camping.


glasses count: 19. WAIT. k. 20.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Birthday.

 this is like, a way cute picture right?
 this little girl right here though, turns 16 today. i don't know what to do anymore. she will date and drive and kiss boys and stuff.

they better treat her like a princess.






HAPPY  BIRTHDAY AMELIA! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Its a BOY!!!!!!!!!!

worst birthday. APRIL FOOLS! it was seriously one of the best ever. so happy. like, i've had some pretty rockin' birthdays. this once......................... when i was little, i got a bike. a beautiful bike. oh, i was so excited. it was purple and teal, and it had streamers on the handles, beads on the spokes, and freaking cool training wheels. perrrfect bike guys. the best part was, waking up to it IN MY BEDROOM. i woke up to my litter sister sitting with my bike, and telling me happy birthday! it was so happy. later that day my dad brought me birthday balloons, like, tons of them. it was impressive for sure. we had a lot of fun with them, like we would tie them to those old green carton basket things that strawberries would come in, and put little things in them and float them around the house. along with things like spatulas and a hand lemon squeezer. so great, really. this other time.......................... in high school, my very best friends had every one of my teachers give me a different present, and they even got the hottest of the choir boys to sing to meee!!!!! yesssssss! and also.................... last year, i spent my birthday in india with some of the greatest people i will ever know. its prrrrretty cool, right?
this birthday is going in the list of awesome birthdays. it started at midnight with my roommate Marissa, we watched tangled, did some sweet P90X and drank tea. mmmmm so great. i woke up and it was sunny and amazing and megan brought me pie, i had lunch with my mom and dad (cute boys eat at cafe rio) annnnd trevor came from logan and spent the afternoon with me! we drew with chalk, played guitar at the park, sat on the swings, watched the sky, and rode bikes all over town!!!! that was all i wanted. to ride my bike. in the sun. and i got it. we also went to village inn and watched funny youtube videos. then i ate some pie and talked to gregory.

also, i have a few things figured out. the 31st was a good day for that. 19 is going to rock out, love.

romantic? 


ps. the tattoo? its fake. freaking sweet april fools joke. :)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

365 days later

You took my heart, 365 days later i feel the same way.

I lost my heart to India. The best 18 days ever. I went to India guys.

what have i done in that year? it seems so short. lets just say i wont be bragging about the year i was 18. i started it off with a bang with a wonderful Indian birthday, with 26 of the greatest people ever. plus some. 







pretty much.... well, if you would like to see more, really i can talk about it for hours. so call me up. ill chat to ya.
i'll be 19 soon. 18 was a bomb in the bad way. 19 will be a bomb in a good way. i'll have a few things decided on the 31st. so it's kinda like a goal. wish me luckk. i wish you some too.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Sunday, March 20, 2011

David Archuleta

isn't it funny the weird situations life throws at you? 
Happy birthday Tyler. make it a..................... great day. ;)

My dad pretty much saved my life today. it was basically the first thing he did when he got home from his epic trip. he like, walked through the door, cleaned up a bit, and then started saving lives. k well, maybe not my life. but for sure my grade, and my brain. drafting is hard. but my dad is way good at it. i was pretty amazed. don't get me wrong, i'm always amazed at my dad. i'm just adding this to the list. plus he makes me laugh. what a great guy. i love him

amelia is going to california this week. on wednesday. TILL TUESDAY. thats long. what am i going to do? 

poetry?

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator. 

thats it, i'll write poetry while she is gone. 

(happy birthday tyler)

Monday, March 14, 2011

wed...nes...day...

do you still do that too?

there are many things i've learned from my mom. but there is one in particular, that if she didn't teach me, i don't think would have never figured out on my own: a clean microwave makes everyone happier, the kitchen look better, and all your food taste a whole lot better too. 

i have one more month living in my apartment. i'll be sad about a few things, like being in charge of everything, sleeping in this bed, my room, my amazing roommate, the way my brother freaks out every time i walk in the door at home... but lately, i've been so excited to get back to mapleton and springville. i miss riding my bike from one side of the city to the other, while hitting up a park every three blocks. i miss talking with my sister every night, i miss driving with the windows down and being rushed with memories of roads, trees, boys, friends, kisses, walks, funny stories, and everything else.


i went for a walk yesterday and there were these five boys playing catch in the parking lot, and the rule was if they dropped the ball, they had to drop their pants and then pass it to the next person. i'll just say it was pretty funny to watch.
mego is 19. megan turns 19 in 2 days. and i turn 19 in 18 days. it sounds like we need a magical pair of pants that fits us all, or something.

Friday, March 11, 2011

fair.

its not fair for god to take that beautiful spirit from one of the most wonderful families i will ever know. 

its not fair that her bitch of a boyfriend decided to break up with her the night before her 19th birthday. 


                im here for you girls.


my best friend is leaving for two years. all the way to Argentina. 


i would sell my soul to the devil to be able to play guitar like kathleen. 

what you buy at wal-mart only depends on which side of the store you enter first.

this weather has been so wonderful. 

i feel so so much better about everything when i can just feel the sun

i drag out the last 10 pages of every book i read.... i hate to see the little world i had been living in blow up like that. they have to end, but its still sad to see it go.


this is a list of my day. and this is how i feel in the winter. 

Friday, March 4, 2011

and a list.


if he can do all 20 with me, i'll know he's the one.
  1. Pretend we've never met, then loudly try out lame pickup lines in a public places. Act like they worked.
  2. Go on a walk and every fifteen feet draw a chalk arrow in the direction we're going. At the end of the walk, leave a big pile of chalk.
  3. Create photo evidence suggesting that we went on an adventure that didn't really happen
  4. Take a long hike, and camp out under the stars.
  5. Build forts out of furniture and blankets, and wage war with paper airplanes.
  6. Go to a bookstore, and leave notes in copies of different books.
  7. Sit outside in a park and make up stories for the different people we see.
  8. Try and visit as many people as we can in one night, and turn as many things inside their apartment upside down, without them noticing.
  9. Do the lamest tourist thing that we have both secretly wanted to do forever. 
  10. Hide and seek in the park
  11. Go around the city with sidewalk chalk and draw hearts with equations inside on random things. 
  12. Drive somewhere and have dinner in a city we've never been to. With fake names.
  13. Walk around a city and draw random things with chalk, everywhere. even make it a scavenger hunt.
  14. Build bird houses and wood swings, take a hike and randomly place them all over the canyon. 
  15. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as we both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
  16. Sit on a corner in a big city and play music with guitars and homemade drums and see how much money we can make.
  17. Dress up as pirates and go parrot shopping at local pet stores
  18. Go to the airport, get the cheapest, soonest departing flight to anywhere when we show up, stay there for a weekend.
  19. Walk around a city and perform short silent plays in front of security cameras
  20. Hike up a mountain, and have a picnic on a beautiful hill where no one else goes to. watch the clouds.