Ass man.

It's because I am such an excellent worker. This took me half my shift. Worth it.

Ps. Anyone know any jobs hiring for drawings of robots and ufo's?

1000 points for Brad!

Brad got me flowers for Valentines day. Best. Boyfriend. Ever. That's all I ever wanted. All the flowers are belong to me!!

496

This is getting out of control. All I ever think about are cats. All I ever do on pinterest is pin cats. I want a Kitten. There are 496 Christmas Kittens on ksl just waiting for me to cuddle them. I want a new dark kitten, male.

oh. like this one.
and he will love me forever.

end it in style.

best rescue of the year award.

If you call me to come pick you up from the ER, just know I am prone to fainting once I get there. There doesn't even need to be any needles, blood, dead things, or oozing. I will most likely faint... twice. If you call me for rescue, also call for a back up rescue. It will make a great story though. So if your ER visit isn't as entertaining as you expected it to be, just give me a call, I'll do some fainting and stuff, and everyone will have a great story to tell later on.

The two things I thought about most while I was laying on the bed in the ER was the tv show Scrubs, and the Zombie apocalypse. 

This is called a Fainting Goat.

Click here to watch a quick documentary

about Fainting Goats. 

I'm dating Employee of the Month

I ripped my favorite pants.

I'm going back to school next semester. 

I have pretty great curtains. 

I'm so excited for Christmas time. 

^but first, Turkey. 

Dreams about teeth are the worst kind. 

I have a headache, and a conspiracy blog to write. 

liza out.