best rescue of the year award.

If you call me to come pick you up from the ER, just know I am prone to fainting once I get there. There doesn't even need to be any needles, blood, dead things, or oozing. I will most likely faint... twice. If you call me for rescue, also call for a back up rescue. It will make a great story though. So if your ER visit isn't as entertaining as you expected it to be, just give me a call, I'll do some fainting and stuff, and everyone will have a great story to tell later on.

The two things I thought about most while I was laying on the bed in the ER was the tv show Scrubs, and the Zombie apocalypse. 

This is called a Fainting Goat.

Click here to watch a quick documentary

about Fainting Goats. 

I'm dating Employee of the Month

I ripped my favorite pants.

I'm going back to school next semester. 

I have pretty great curtains. 

I'm so excited for Christmas time. 

^but first, Turkey. 

Dreams about teeth are the worst kind. 

I have a headache, and a conspiracy blog to write. 

liza out. 

Totally the happiest penguin ever.

<3

hexcharm44

YEW WITH PHOENIX FEATHER CORE, TEN AND THREE QUARTER INCHES, SLIGHTLY SPRINGY. 

Thats my wizzarding wand. 

Tracy made the greatest butterbeer on sunday. I really really can't wait for our halloween party. Halloween is the best holiday of the year.

I have a camera, a battery charger for my camera, and my camera case...... I just have no battery. Don't ask me where it went. But once I get a new one, I will take pictures of my apartment and show it off. I have never been happier with my decorating skills.

ALSO!

I recently bought a new pet. 

I also recently returned my new pet. 

Then I bought another one. My new-new pet.

I bought a Hermit Crab. Then I almost killed it... So I went with a fish. Fish are safe. Also more fun to name.

I gave a kick ass speech in my communications class last week. If you want to hear it, I'll gladly give it again for you. That goes on the "SOME OF THE PROUDEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE. SO FAR." list.

ps. I'm an awesome hug giver. If you need a hug, give me a call.

Its All In My Head.

Is this soothing to you? Does this make you feel better about being at the Doctors? Hm. Nice try.

On the plus side, I got 90% on my math test!!!!!! I'm ass kicking this class to china.

rawr like one.

GUYS, THERE ARE DINOSAURS AT THE ZOO!! BEST. DAY. EVER. IHAPPYthere :)
i also got a whole week at bear lake. the happiest lake on earth. it was a much needed break of life, with my most favorite people everr.

jurassic park = my new favorite book and movie series.

maybehopefully singing for my apartment today, thats cool.

also, trevor is gone. my best friend is gone. for two years. i've been acting pretty bitchy lately, and i'm blaming trevor. i'm not quite sure what to do. on the bright side, he is going to be a fabulous missionary, i  just know it.

this one was my favorite. it spits.

how many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? well, first the lightbulb has to want to change. HA.
my room is a disaster. something needs to be done.
roger that.
-e