best rescue of the year award.

If you call me to come pick you up from the ER, just know I am prone to fainting once I get there. There doesn't even need to be any needles, blood, dead things, or oozing. I will most likely faint... twice. If you call me for rescue, also call for a back up rescue. It will make a great story though. So if your ER visit isn't as entertaining as you expected it to be, just give me a call, I'll do some fainting and stuff, and everyone will have a great story to tell later on.

The two things I thought about most while I was laying on the bed in the ER was the tv show Scrubs, and the Zombie apocalypse. 

This is called a Fainting Goat.

Click here to watch a quick documentary

about Fainting Goats. 

I'm dating Employee of the Month

I ripped my favorite pants.

I'm going back to school next semester. 

I have pretty great curtains. 

I'm so excited for Christmas time. 

^but first, Turkey. 

Dreams about teeth are the worst kind. 

I have a headache, and a conspiracy blog to write. 

liza out.